you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
soo... how was my night?
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