yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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