Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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