Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I just want nice things and good sex
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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