I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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