The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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