thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize