the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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