make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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