Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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