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sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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