i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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