I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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