Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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