You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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