my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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