this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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