Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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