"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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