3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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