It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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