If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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