rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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