I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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