You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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