Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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