i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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