In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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