You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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