Rock
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Fuck
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
This girl is more easily done than said...
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
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my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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