So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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