I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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