Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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