he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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