How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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