Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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