Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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