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Dude i fell asleep inside of her

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thats awesome

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(248): Dude i fell asleep inside of her (1-248): thats awesome http://tfl.nu/98db

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(206): View more from Washington

Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.

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(206): Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once. http://tfl.nu/nlk3

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So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.

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WHAT?!

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He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.

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(407): So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch. (352): WHAT?! (407): He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking. http://tfl.nu/9qqv

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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(508): I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text http://tfl.nu/al36

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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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(240): We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game http://tfl.nu/lfk3

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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night

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(215): I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night http://tfl.nu/glp8

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(207): View more from Maine

FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.

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(207): FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS. http://tfl.nu/a3c7

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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.

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(724): I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head. http://tfl.nu/4vvd

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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell

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(870): He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell http://tfl.nu/ywhk

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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!

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I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo

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(860): MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!! (860): I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo http://tfl.nu/vjys

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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.

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(701): Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring. http://tfl.nu/lp7n

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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand

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(336): Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand http://tfl.nu/ms4u

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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.

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(404): I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special. http://tfl.nu/228x

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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME

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(706): I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME http://tfl.nu/20fj

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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes

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(303): trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes http://tfl.nu/w6ny

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