none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me