You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he was CRYING into my vagina
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
