love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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