in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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