Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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