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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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