Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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