and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
this will be a night to untag.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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