what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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