it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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