im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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