took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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