party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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