wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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