i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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