he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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