any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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