its not stalking. its research.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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