I think im going to throw up on grandma
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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